Happy Freya-Day! (Friday) (If you’re Christian, read at your own risk. :)

Since we’re getting close to a holiday that many use to remember their god, I figure I would do the same. While I hope that you may feel His noodly appendages bless your life with yummy pasta goodness, let us look at some older gods.

Friday was named after Freya, the Norse goddess of sex, beauty, love, and fertility. She was awesome. She was beautiful, a leader, and she had a chariot pulled by cats! She owned an amazing necklace that was coveted greatly and a cool falcon feather cloak.

Back in the day, Friday was considered a lucky day. It was a day to get married, have children, plant crops, etc. This was all due to the blessings the goddess would grant on her day. Christianity, as it usually does, came along and corrupted all the goodness and joy this day one held. In an effort to bully other religions to make itself look better, the Christians began to denounce Freya as a witch and claimed that many misfortunes befell on this day. Adam and Eve ate of the forbidden fruit on a Friday. The great flood happened on a Friday. And I’m sure Friday was the day Mary had her affair and lied about it. (As a side note, many plants in Scandinavia used to bear Freya’s name, but the Christians changed them to use Mary’s name instead.)

The Christians also declared Freya was a witch. They said that her cats, once they served her for 7 years, they would turn into witches disguised as black cats. It is also said that she came down to a group of witches who numbered 12 and gave them one of her cats. Since then, witches covens have had 13 members. This is also why Friday the 13th is considered an evil day.

So, my friends, go out and celebrate Friday the way it was meant to be! Go, have sex, and play with cats.

References:
http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/historical/a/friday_the_13th_3.htm
http://www.moggies.co.uk/html/freya.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freyja

9 thoughts on “Happy Freya-Day! (Friday) (If you’re Christian, read at your own risk. :)”

Barry Radelet says:

October 16, 2019 at 5:58 pm

You are so lost, corrupted by Satan to believe what you stated.
If one was to label you it is Demon possessed, it is so sad you will be hellbound unless you change your beliefs.
There is a place where you never die, I shall pray you search the truth
before you pass.

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1. David Blackburn says:
  
  January 17, 2020 at 9:33 am
  
  Dick…
  
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  1. Matthew Jones says:
    
    January 29, 2022 at 8:14 pm
    
    <3
    
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2. Beelzebub Light says:
  
  February 28, 2020 at 5:18 am
  
  OMG, that comment made me spit laugh. Happy Freya’s day, christian. The author warned you to move along, yet instead you chose to read and preach your bull shit. You’re one of the reasons christianity is fucked up. Go home, Barry. You’re drunk.
  
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3. Bree says:
  
  April 18, 2021 at 2:54 am
  
  You don’t even know what Satanism is. You’re making a fool of yourself and giving Christians a bad name.
  
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  1. Matthew Jones says:
    
    January 29, 2022 at 8:16 pm
    
    That’s the hope.
    
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4. Brianna says:
  
  April 18, 2021 at 11:45 am
  
  It’s obvious you don’t even know what Satanism is. Go spread propaganda elsewhere please.
  
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  1. Matthew Jones says:
    
    January 29, 2022 at 8:07 pm
    
    You mean other than my site on my blog? Heh, people like you are the reason I keep this up. 🙂
    
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Kelly Joy Erickson says:

November 26, 2022 at 5:08 am

Hello! Thanks for sharing this historical information…my Scandinavian blood makes Freya so interesting, yes she is awesome:)

I am a Christian but I find it sad that people in the name of “Christianity” destroyed so much heritage, and also will say it very un-Christlike (as well as detrimental) the hateful comments from others.

Enjoy our Freya Fridays! 🙂

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